My guy friend told me about his date the other day. I thought this is the right place for that as well. Some girls deserve to make the blog.  He met this girl online and thought her pictures were cute.  The next obvious thing to do is to meet and see if there’s chemistry between them.  As he patiently waits for her at the bar a girl walks over to him.

He looks at her and wonders “do I know her, what’s with the band-aid on the forehead, is this a new

trend I’m not familiar with?” She then introduces herself and he wanted to run or hide.  He couldn’t believe

she was wearing a band-aid on her head. The girl wasn’t very thin and had

a voluptuous top; he had a hard time checking out her twins because that band-aid was starring right at him.  The worst part was the pain coming from his mouth from biting on his tongue so hard. I’m sure it was difficult to keep his mouth shut and not say something sarcastic as he usually does.  It was pretty obvious that she’s hiding a pimple under there.  She would have looked more attractive without covering it up. Actually, nothing could have helped this girl accept the make-up artist that she used for her pictures.
 
Lesson learned…… re-schedule the date. What’s the rush? 

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I met this guy at a party; we had a decent time, good enough to go out with him for sushi. Who say’s no to sushi? Then I ran into him at a bar and he asked me out again. Now this was not an ordinary invitation. He asked me how much am I willing to pay to go see Justin Timberlake in concert. That he can get us tickets. Of course I didn’t believe the guy because the concert was sold out. I thought I’d play with the idea and I said I would pay $100. Little did I know he called a few days later letting me know that he was able to get the tickets.  When the day came, we decided to have dinner before the concert.

I thought I’d pay for dinner, drinks and parking and that should equal the dollar amount I said I would pay.  On the way to the concert, he turns to me and says, “You owe me $122.42 for the ticket”. I didn’t believe him at first and when I said,” Alright, I paid for dinner and I’ll cover parking and drinks”. He got angry and said, “I want the money”. Who does that?  This guy parked a mile away from the venue because it was cheaper to park even after I offered to pay and I was wearing flip flops and it was not warm outside. My feet were so cold that I was home with a fever of 103 for a week. Was it worth it? HELL YEA!! JT was awesome, the guy CHEAP!

A few days later we were both going to be at the same event and I let him know that I will give him his money for the ticket then. When I saw him I gave him $120;

Basically to let him know, that I never want to go out with him again.

He actually counted the money in front of my friend and I and then said,

“Isn’t she cool for coming through?” Who does that????  I happened to run into him a few months later, and I walked over and gave him 42 cents and said,” Sorry, I forgot to give you the rest”hahha  

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