While dining out at a seafood restaurant at the Jersey Shore, my friend and I found ourselves being harassed by the shortest man alive. Since my friend and I are not the mean type we continued to be nice to him, yet keeping the conversation to a minimum, hoping he would soon get the hint and be on his way. Unfortunately, that was not the case. He did not get the hint at all and persisted to try even harder to keep the conversation flowing. He carried on about his job and bragging about his Porsche that was parked in the lot. He then proceeded to sit down at our table. At this point I didn’t know what to do. What the hell is this guy doing? GET THE HINT SHORTY! GET LOST!! WHO INVITED YOU???? As if this was not bad enough that he invited himself to take a seat at our table, our food came and he did not leave. We ordered the grilled shrimp ceaser salad. Starved and wanting to dive into the darn thing we didn’t BC this lil gremlin would not leave our table, welcoming himself uninvited. As we were trying to get the grilled shrimp off of the skewer he proceeded to grab mine and take the shrimp off. I was appalled!! We let it be known that we would appreciate if he would leave and let us enjoy our dinner without him touching our food and groveling over us! He left on a positive note, yet was determined to chase us down when we were leaving making sure we saw his car. Was this guy serious? I don’t care what you’re driving! He probably needs to sit on a phone book just to see over the steering wheel! Why do men not get the hint when women show no interest? Give up and move on SHRIMP!!
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