Is he serious? He’s 20 years old! He doesn’t even know what problems are at his age. I guess he didn’t know how old I am but do not tell me that you have problems.  I was at a coffee shop that served alcohol and I know you’re wondering why I was there but I was pressured by a friend who wanted to meet the 20 year old that she has been “dating”. She is not much younger than me and I am not sure what she has in common with a college student.  So the problem was that his ex-girlfriend showed up at his party last week and was crying to him that she wants him back and he didn’t want to deal with her. If anything he did her a favor. It’s really funny how guys his age find this a problem, the only problem he has is how to get a fake ID to get a beer to get away from his “problems”. Now that’s a PROBLEM! 

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While dining out at a seafood restaurant at the Jersey Shore, my friend and I found ourselves being harassed by the shortest man alive. Since my friend and I are not the mean type we continued to be nice to him, yet keeping the conversation to a minimum, hoping he would soon get the hint and be on his way. Unfortunately, that was not the case. He did not get the hint at all and persisted to try even harder to keep the conversation flowing. He carried on about his job and bragging about his Porsche that was parked in the lot. He then proceeded to sit down at our table. At this point I didn’t know what to do. What the hell is this guy doing? GET THE HINT SHORTY! GET LOST!! WHO INVITED YOU???? As if this was not bad enough that he invited himself to take a seat at our table, our food came and he did not leave. We ordered the grilled shrimp ceaser salad. Starved and wanting to dive into the darn thing we didn’t BC this lil gremlin would not leave our table, welcoming himself uninvited. As we were trying to get the grilled shrimp off of the skewer he proceeded to grab mine and take the shrimp off. I was appalled!! We let it be known that we would appreciate if he would leave and let us enjoy our dinner without him touching our food and groveling over us! He left on a positive note, yet was determined to chase us down when we were leaving making sure we saw his car. Was this guy serious? I don’t care what you’re driving! He probably needs to sit on a phone book just to see over the steering wheel! Why do men not get the hint when women show no interest? Give up and move on SHRIMP!!

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I received a random text message the other night. I didn’t recognize the number and he did not say who he was. The area code was from another part of town and I don’t know anyone from that area. The text read, “Saw your pics. Your fine. Let’s hook up”. When I saw that I immediately thought WTF????? I text back and asked who is this please? 

He wrote back again and just said, “Let’s hook up!” I have not met anyone recently that I gave my number too. I assumed he got the wrong number. But he continued to text me all night. Did he really think he can pick up on a girl like that? Is he serious?

I finally wrote back and said, Attention caller you are unauthorized by VERIZON WIRELESS and are hereby being monitored for future contact ****. Needless to say I had the last word.  Why do men think they can send a random text, not say who they are and expect us to respond??? Am I wrong?

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I went out to a bar in Beverly Hills Friday night with my girlfriend and we met a good looking guy that was by himself. I couldn’t help but notice what he was wearing. Black suede jacket, white T-shirt, Jeans and black and white converse. I even made a comment on the jacket because it just didn’t fit with the rest of the outfit. We chatted with him for some time and the conversation never really went anywhere and so we parted our ways without exchanging our contact info. Saturday night the same friend and I decided to go out to a lounge across town in Santa Monica. Not even 30 minutes there and who do we see???? The same guy we met from the night before. Wearing the SAME outfit!!!! His back was turned to us and I tapped on his shoulder, he turns around and I point and say, “Didn’t we see you in this yesterday?” The expression on his face was priceless. My girlfriend then points to his shoes and says, “Even down to the same shoes”. Needless to say she and I were laughing our heads off while the guys face was turning bright red and him trying to say that he changed his T-shirt and socks. Ummm, so that allows us to assume that he is wearing the same underwear. You never know who you’re going to run into. Needless to say my friend and I were happy that we never exchanged our contact info.

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Is he serious? Oh yes he was.  You may have heard about this on the morning news yesterday but if not then click on the link to your left.  To make this story short, he saw this girl on the Subway in NYC and did not have the nerve to approach her. By the time he got the courage she was gone. With that he created a website and found her. What are the odds of that happening in the city of 8 million people.  Talk about hopeless romantic.

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