Don’t quit your day job!

I went out to dinner with this guy I had met. When he came to pick me up, he was wearing a nice suit with a tie. He surprised me with a bouquet of white tulips and a CD that he wanted me to listen to. He was in a band on the side. I thought that was really sweet because how often does a guy bring a girl flowers these days? I thought he was very attractive. Once we were seated at a table at the restaurant, the waitress came over to take our drink order and my date said he didn’t drink. I thought for a second that was strange because he’s a young guy. Why doesn’t he drink? When I asked him about that, he ignored my question and just decided to order a beer and I had a glass of wine. During dinner, the waitress noticed it was time for a refill and I ordered another glass of wine and my rock-of-love.jpgdate chose not to get another beer because he was driving. I thought that was nice of him to think of me and bring me home safe. When the waitress came back with my drink, my date immediately took a big sip of my glass of wine. I didn’t think anything of it until he continued to drink my wine as if it was water, so I ended up ordering another glass. He continued to gulp on my wine. I just thought he was enjoying himself and wanted to drink, but not too much since he was driving.

The date went really well and when he was dropping me off he seemed a little tipsy. So I thought I would invite him in; that way he could have some water and sober up a little. He refused, and said the only way he’d come up is if I had more wine. That should have raised a red flag, but I thought I’d be able to convince him to just have water. And that’s where I was wrong. He asked me to play the CD he brought and make him a drink. He barely even touched his drink and when the music started to play, he immediately began to sing and dance in my living room. During the 2nd song, the jacket, tie and the shirt came off. I have an elliptical trainer in my living room and he was holding on to the handle like the “Rock Star” he thinks he is. It turned out he was holding on for dear life.   Needless to say, the next time someone drinks my wine like its water, I should run the other way.  

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  1. on 10 Dec 2007 at 1:57 pm Taznyc

    This is soooo funny! It could’ve been fun if you started singing too. lol The most random sh** happens to you.

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