One Saturday afternoon this guy I was dating and I decided to go shopping at the local mall. While the day was going pretty smooth we discussed how we were beginning to get quite hungry, yet he seemed to be avoiding getting lunch. He reassured me that he was going to take me to a “nice” lunch. Of course I am thinking maybe Joe’s or something nice like the Cheesecake Factory, nothing fancy but a nice lunch. Needless to say neither of the two was on the menu. Where did this cheap ass take me you ask? The guy took me to the food court at the mall. Yes, you read it right, the food court! To top it all off this Rolex wearing, 25 year old home owner, Mercedes driving fool stops at Wendy’s and tells me to order from the 99 cents menu because he only has five dollars on him. HELLO ATM!! What kind of grown man goes out with only five dollars on him anyway?? Especially knowing he was spending the day with a hot chic like me? What is wrong with this guy? Who raised him? Animal! Didn’t anyone ever teach him how to treat a woman? Take a walk cheap-O. Some nerve. I say -NEXT!!! 

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