I just received this email from some random guy. Who introduces themselves as an “individual not a age”. Not a age? He forgot the “n”. Even I know that. Word picked it up lol. And this dude is 40 and says he’s NOT too short???? My god how short is he? Besides, this email must have been sent to a ton of girls. Is this guy serious? His email is below:

Hello
I’m michael frederick wright. I’m not too tall not too short just right. I’m 40. I’m a individual not a age. I’m a character of good judgement, I think we would get along just fine.I live in San Gabriel near Los angeles, just to give you an idea of where I live. I’m genuine confident openminded creative intelligent outgoing adventerous sensual lots of fun gentleman. I enjoy dining dancing concerts beach movies doing anything fun. If you would like a opportunity to get to know me send me your phone number.

Anyway, do I look like I’m the newspaper that prints “Wanted Ads?” I decided to write him back (as a matter of fact) and in the body I wrote, “Please refer to LAweekly.com the dating section.

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