I was dating for a short time — a 39-year-old banker woman (on a scale of 1 to 10, she was a 10). We had very enlightening conversations, etc. while 
dating. She seemed to be as smitten with me as I with her. One night after a date, we were back at my place having a nightcap, when I excused myself to the bathroom. I was rather quick, but as I rounded the corner, I caught her going through my checkbook. She didn’t see me … when I returned … [she was] all smiles. I made some excuse as to not feeling well and escorted her to the door. As customary, she leaned in for a kiss goodnight, and I backed away. I never returned her calls or e-mails and never called her again. I often wonder if she ever figured it out.
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It is a glorious day today as my friend Kevin would say. I was checking my new friend requests on Myspace and BK emailed me asking me to get to know me better and in hope of taking me out for a drink. His main photo is a picture of Brass Knuckles. I thought maybe that’s an inside joke among his friends and I proceeded to check out his profile before responding. This was the ONLY picture this guy has posted, with the song titled Daterape in the background and Tom as his ONLY friend. Is he serious? NEXT!!!!!!!
