I met this guy at a party this past weekend.  We exchanged numbers and decided to go out to dinner the other night.  He picked me up at my apartment and said he liked my outfit, not because it looked good, but because it matched his outfit. (Are we going to the prom?) I tried go back and change but he almost begged me not too. We drove to the restaurant and the whole time he told me how good he is to women, how lucky I was to be going out with him and how much he would like to go to the gym with me so we could
“sweat” together. (Geee can we now??? Pleeeease)

We got to the restaurant and he was amazed that I ordered his favorite drink. He thought we must be connected in some way and started planning camping trips, visits to amusement parks and overnight excursions.  He had planned out the next 6 months of our lives and this was our first date.  At the end of dinner he asked me the age old question, is the glass half full or half empty?  Trying to turn him off, I said half empty.  He became extremely angry and said he refused to believe that I was that negative, that his ex-girlfriend had been a pessimist and he hated it.  The guy wouldn’t even talk to me for a half as he drove me home.  When we got to my place, he actually said that he forgave me and said that I should be grateful for having met such a great guy. Is he serious?

I got out of the car real quick and said, “Sorry, but your 6 month plan has been changed”.

Popularity: 4% [?]

Share This