Last weekend I went out on a first date with a girl I meet online. We met for a drink where I enjoyed good conversation and fun atmosphere. I wasn’t ready to let her go yet, so I asked her if she wanted to stay and get a bite to eat. She accepted and we ordered an appetizer and dinner. She ordered a Greek salad, which I noticed was delivered heavy on the onions. I hoped she didn’t eat too many, just in case I decided to go in for a kiss later in the night. After we finished dinner we stayed a bit longer and talked. I noticed mid conversation, a grotesque smell arise from nearby. I hoped it came from the booth next door and thought through it, taking small breathes until the smell passed. A few minutes later the same smell entered my nose. I looked to the left and to the right and realized both booths next to us had been replaced with new patrons. This meant the smell came from my gorgeous 1st date. After about which I think was the 4th odor I held my breath for, I politely excused myself from the table, got in my car and quickly drove home.
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