I’ll be the first to admit that I’m bad with directions, but this third date tonight was over the top.  I picked her up at 8:00 for dinner at a small French restaurant several miles from her house.  I don’t live anywhere near her house and there is my natural inability to determine north from south.  We talked as I made lefts and rights hoping to find this place.  I think she started to get a little worried by my second u-turn, but I continued to chat hoping to take her mind off the ride.  Just when I thought I was on track again, I missed a right turn.  I made an illegal u-turn and stepped on the gas.  As I came to what was now a left turn, my date yelled out “make a left!”, “make a left!”  She scared the hell out of me and almost caused an accident. Luckily there weren’t any cars behind me because I had to stop short.

Needless to say, I drove in silence the rest of the way and didn’t talk much during dinner. I was too scared if she was going to yell again.

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