Last weekend, I drove 45 minutes to meet a girl my friend set me up with. I had never met her before, but after seeing her pictures, I thought it was worth the drive. To say the least, when I picked her up, I would have driven 2 hours if I had to. On the way to dinner, we had good conversation and she laughed at my jokes a few times, which is always a good sign. During dinner we continued having a smooth conversation and I felt a connection with her. As I looked down at my pasta to take another bite, I felt something pull at my hair. I dropped my fork to touch my head from the pain and looked up at my date to see what that was. As she showed me my hair that was in her hand, she smiled and said “I found a gray one so I grabbed it for ya’.”
Weeding out the sum of my few grey hairs on a first date? During dinner? Is she serious? I didn’t go out with her again; I was afraid of what else she might pull to cause me pain.
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Last weekend I went out on a first date with a girl I meet online. We met for a drink where I enjoyed good conversation and fun atmosphere. I wasn’t ready to let her go yet, so I asked her if she wanted to stay and get a bite to eat. She accepted and we ordered an appetizer and dinner. She ordered a Greek salad, which I noticed was delivered heavy on the onions. I hoped she didn’t eat too many, just in case I decided to go in for a kiss later in the night. After we finished dinner we stayed a bit longer and talked. I noticed mid conversation, a grotesque smell arise from nearby. I hoped it came from the booth next door and thought through it, taking small breathes until the smell passed. A few minutes later the same smell entered my nose. I looked to the left and to the right and realized both booths next to us had been replaced with new patrons. This meant the smell came from my gorgeous 1st date. After about which I think was the 4th odor I held my breath for, I politely excused myself from the table, got in my car and quickly drove home.
