TRUE STORY… I was happy.

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream.

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her mother. My prospective mother-in-law wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
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I was dating for a short time — a 39-year-old banker woman (on a scale of 1 to 10, she was a 10). We had very enlightening conversations, etc. while dating. She seemed to be as smitten with me as I with her. One night after a date, we were back at my place having a nightcap, when I excused myself to the bathroom. I was rather quick, but as I rounded the corner, I caught her going through my checkbook. She didn’t see me … when I returned … [she was] all smiles. I made some excuse as to not feeling well and escorted her to the door. As customary, she leaned in for a kiss goodnight, and I backed away. I never returned her calls or e-mails and never called her again. I often wonder if she ever figured it out.

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Is this girl serious? My friend emailed me this post she saw online and this seems the appropriate place for it.  Who actually advertises themselves like this online? She might as way just put an ad out on Craig’s List in the personals section ”Seeking a Sugar Daddy”.

Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.
 
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
 
Here are my questions specifically:
 
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms
 
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my
feelings
 
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?
 
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story there?
 
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
 
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY
 
Please hold your insults - I’m putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front
about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kinds of guys if I wasn’t able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

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My guy friend met a girl at a party. She was very cute after a few drinks and he took her number. The following morning he realized he had lost his memory from the night before and had to trace his steps. His buddy had to remind him that the girl he met was NOT as cute as he originally thought. Therefore her number was immediately “lost”. A few days later he received a text message from this girl letting him know she had a good time and that she wanted to email him pictures from the party they met at.  He thought to himself that he may as well remind himself what this girl looked like and he returned her text message with his email address. After reviewing these pictures he realized he had one too many that evening. And that should NEVER happen again for obvious reasons. As a courtesy, a Thank you email was returned. And that’s when she became a stalker. He received many text messages after that and he did not return any of them and then he received this:
Hi, I just wanted to send you a quick email because I haven’t heard back from you; I sent you a text on Halloween but I didn’t get a response. I know things can get lost in text communication sometimes, so I thought I’d send you an email to see if you’re still interested in pursuing things with me? I understand if you’re not, but if you can let me know either way, I would appreciate it. :o) Thanks,

M

Why did she not get the hint when he ignored her several times? Would she really feel better if he emails her back to reject her? I think NOT! 

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Women Cops!Why are they such haters? I was driving to an event this morning. My roommate never sleeps here, she is always at her boyfriends house. It’s nice having a 2 bedroom place to myself. However, when I was walking out my apartment, I noticed she slept home last night and therefore I had to knock on her door and wait for her to get dressed and move her car so I can get out. Obviously that took time and I didn’t incorporate that in when I was leaving. Life is all about timing. I also stopped and got gas this morning.And then she came after me. A woman COP! Supposedly she clocked me going 60 in a 35. There is NO WAY I was going that fast in the city. I just got a new car and it doesn’t even accelerate that fast. Is she serious? Seriously????I was just stopped at another light before she pulled me over. 6:30am the biatch pulled ME over. Why are women such haters of other women????If she was a man that would not have happened.

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